The Political Compass
Take the test and see an analysis of where you actually stand politically.
I tried it and was actually surprised by where I ended up. Who knew?
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RULES FOR BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY
RULES FOR BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY
US Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.
5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not
start with a “4.”
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral &
diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance,
or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your
intention to shoot.
US Navy SEAL’s Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
5. Wait for the the Marines to deploy off amphibious ships.
US Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from “Higher UP” to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
1. Select a new beret to wear.
2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.
US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what’s on HBO.
4. Ask “what is a gunfight?”
5. Request more funding from Congress with a “killer” PowerPoint presentation.
6. Wine & dine ‘key’ Congressmen and invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets “strategic” and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drop off SEALs
3. Drink Coffee.
4. Deploy the Marines.
5. Sit off shore and watch the fire works
6. Drink Coffee
The Missile Knows
The missle knows where it is at all times, it knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t or from where it isn’t from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missle from a position where it is to a position where it isnt and arriving at a position where it wasn’t it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn’t and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isnt.
In the event that the position that it is in, is not the position that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missle is and where it isn’t. If variation is considered to be significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missle must also know where it was. The missle guidance computer scenario works as follows, because a variation has modified some of the information the missle has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isnt within reason and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn’t or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn’t and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its varation which is called error.
Self-Destructing Email
You can create a secure anonymous email message to a friend or colleague by entering their e-mail address and the message, i.e. sending a password or other sensitive information that you don’t want other people to see.
The recipient will receive an e-mail with a link to a one-time secure web page which they will be able to view once and only once. Once the url has been accessed the message is deleted. You may enter your email address or just simply your name if you wish. If you do not enter an email address or name your identity will be anonymous to the message recipient.
No messages or e-mail addresses are stored after the message has been viewed. We also do not log your IP address or any information about you, your message, or the recipient. Once sent, all data disappears forever.
New Search Engine - Ms Dewey
You gotta check out this new search engine. Turn the sound on you
computer and go to:
The search engine really works well even though it is rather slow.
Try searches for techno, steroids, hip hop, bling bling, and various
typical dirty words like boobs or blow job and stuff.
Ms Dewey rants. If you don’t get a good rant use the same search word
and click search again.
If you are not entertained you have no sense of humor 
Check it!
Ms Dewey Search Engine
Jott — Send Email Notes From Your Phone
Sign up for free. You’ll be able to send yourself notes from your cell-phone. These notes are transcribed and sent to your email.
How sweet is THAT!!
Project Completed
Well, another project down. Now I should have a few moments to work up the pages on ZxOT that I never got around to finishing. Then maybe I can put something meaningful here!
The ZxOT Projects!
This project just keeps getting bigger and bigger.